May 2013
124 posts
winchesterlicious:
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
phleps:
theirye’re*
madturbating:
princess:
imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
katestrife:
A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
sorryforpartybarackin:
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
candy-red-dani:
candy-red-dani:
Time to do naughty things
ABORT MISSION.
ABORT MISSION.
kawaiipeculier:
*tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*
