winchesterlicious: My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?” and I was like “…what” and then she took my hand and gave me this carrot I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
madturbating: princess: imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist
katestrife: A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
sorryforpartybarackin: *watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
candy-red-dani: candy-red-dani: Time to do naughty things ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION.
kawaiipeculier: *tosses panties on stage at a wiggles concert*